My new kung fu technique is unstoppable.

Posted Fri Mar 09, 2007, 11:45 AM by Tracy

The other night in kung fu class we were doing two-on-one attacks. I paired up with a couple black belts. One of the black belts, Brian, is a big guy.

This is actually quite advantageous, because as long I got around to Brian’s back side, the other attacker couldn’t get to me.

Brian attacks and I parry, slipping around to his back, taking out his knees along the way. What’s this I see, peaking out of the top of his kung pants? Is it a boxer shorts waistband?

I grabbed the waistband of Brian’s shorts and pulled, giving him a monumental wedgie.

Along with the wedgie, I plan to add the swirlie, purple nurple and Indian rub to my arsenal of kung fu techniques.

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Mo Duk Pai kung fu is a modern American eclectic system of martial arts, combining hard- and soft-style techniques Mo Duk Pai, which translates to “Martial Ethical Way”, was founded by Professor Frederick D. King. For more information, to see photos or inquire about training, visit the Mo Duk Pai web site, which I also maintain. I have been training since 1996 and currently hold the rank of brown-black sash.

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