My new kung fu technique is unstoppable.
The other night in kung fu class we were doing two-on-one attacks. I paired up with a couple black belts. One of the black belts, Brian, is a big guy.
This is actually quite advantageous, because as long I got around to Brian’s back side, the other attacker couldn’t get to me.
Brian attacks and I parry, slipping around to his back, taking out his knees along the way. What’s this I see, peaking out of the top of his kung pants? Is it a boxer shorts waistband?
I grabbed the waistband of Brian’s shorts and pulled, giving him a monumental wedgie.
Along with the wedgie, I plan to add the swirlie, purple nurple and Indian rub to my arsenal of kung fu techniques.
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