From the Mo Duk Pai web site, which I maintain. I’m the one in purple with the wide ass. But doesn’t my hair look cute?
Photos don’t lie: I’m fighting out of a wide, flat-footed stance. At least I’ve got my hands up. I scored one point on Sifu Kyle that round.
Hey, my ass doesn’t look so wide in this one. I’m fighting Laura. I beat her. She said I couldn’t, so I just had to.
This isn’t good: Wally and I both have our eyes closed here.
Me against tall Eric. Hey look, my eyes are open. I scored on him with a showy ridgehand strike to the head.