Somewhere there is a squirrel running around without its tail. Actually it’s probably dead. Squirrels don’t last long without their tails.
We let the cats out to play yesterday. Rufus came running back in with his new toy: a squirrel tail. He was so proud and happy. I took it away from him and threw it back outside. Within the hour he had brought it back in.
What’s the worse that can happen? I figure the biomatter will just dry up.